Woman's Perspective: Free as a Friggin' Bird! Ok, so I get it. I was initially afraid to go because I had some reservations about letting my girly parts fly free. But honey, let me tell you I have now been about 4 times in two different cities, so read on and I will give you the scoop by category. For skimming purposes ARRIVAL: When you arrive, you will go to the counter where they will give you a wrist band which serves as your key and line of credit for purchases made while inside the spa.
Then you will go to your gender-specific locker room where you will receive a uniform, find your locker, and ultimately get butt nekkid. LOL Be sure to remove your shoes before you get back there. It's always easy to tell the newbies because they're either solo, looking frightened and lost, or with a friend or two, giggling at their lockers, wondering what they have gotten themselves into. You will see a bunch of naked ladies walking around, drying off, changing clothes, doing their hair, etc.
But if you're like me, you will just try to keep your eyes straight ahead and don't make too much eye contact. It's just easier that way. The showers line the walls of the room that contains the hot tubs and steam room.
You can sit down or stand up to shower. They are serious about keeping it as sanitary as possible, which was a wonderful thing. So don't be offended if you see the little Asian ladies checking you out.
Good luck with that. Just get in the water and chill in the steam room. Everyone has the exact same parts as you anyway. You will see flawless frames, stretchmarks, rolls, dimples, and junk in the trunk, so free your mind. You won't be alone. You will be asked to soak to loosen your skin prior to your session. Then you will be directed by a lady in a bra and panties to a table in line with other tables of naked chicks getting their scrub on. At first, it's like, "Oh She will clean you off, run water over your body, and proceed to scrub you back into ' She did come close to jabbing me in my unmentionables on a couple of occasions, but that just goes to show you that she left NO stone unturned.
